can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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