The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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