you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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