..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
How naked do you want me to be?
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