so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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