we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Too much gin, very little bucket
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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