So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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