Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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