Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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