the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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