just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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