from now on my penis is your penis
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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