Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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