youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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