bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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