Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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