K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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