the condom got lost in my hair
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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