Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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