If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize