that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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