Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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