Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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