he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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