ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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