When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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