ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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