Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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