what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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