Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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