were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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