If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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