tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There r osticjed everywhere
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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