doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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