i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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