i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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