it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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