Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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