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please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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