Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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