just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I swear itโs like heโs filling my soul via my vagina
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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