Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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