I am in a vortex of obligation.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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