I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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