doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
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Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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