What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
So. Much. Porn.
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