In the future we'll all be gay
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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