Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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