omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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What tipped you off? The sombrero?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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