I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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